Lethal FATcine?

It seems lead guitarist Abser has really been stacking up on the saturated fat and fried oils diet. Unfortunately, he has not realized that the word "die" is in diet. If you want to be in the music business, you have to be alive and not fat.

If you would like to contribute to the e-petition to tell Abser to get off this unhealthy diet and lose some weight (perhaps by becoming a cocaine addict, this is for further discussion) then comment on this post and write "no one likes Abser when he is a fat biatch."

If you choose to support Fat Abser, then the band name will be changed to "Lethal Fat Scene."

Thanks for all the support guy who actually cares and is not yet (but bound to be) part of the band.

Keep the boat afloat,

Jaymezeebo (Slower guitarist)