Lethal FATcine?

It seems lead guitarist Abser has really been stacking up on the saturated fat and fried oils diet. Unfortunately, he has not realized that the word "die" is in diet. If you want to be in the music business, you have to be alive and not fat.

If you would like to contribute to the e-petition to tell Abser to get off this unhealthy diet and lose some weight (perhaps by becoming a cocaine addict, this is for further discussion) then comment on this post and write "no one likes Abser when he is a fat biatch."

If you choose to support Fat Abser, then the band name will be changed to "Lethal Fat Scene."

Thanks for all the support guy who actually cares and is not yet (but bound to be) part of the band.

Keep the boat afloat,

Jaymezeebo (Slower guitarist)

Poll Results

The results are in from the latest poll


"Are you aware that there is a poll?"

Yes ---- 33%
No  ---- 11%
Maybe - 55%



Seriously  guys?

Tech

So we have a technician now and his name is Paul Achard. As you can see, Lethal Vaccine's plan of including its fans in the band is working to perfection and we will soon have no fans left. It's alright though, we have a technician and that's awesome. Here is a picture of him. He has a mustache and should not get rid of it.

Please sent him hate mail to convince him not to get rid of the mustache.

The Documentary is UP!

Metal - Thy name is Lethal Vaccine

There is a documentary on us. How bad-ass are we to have a documentary before even releasing a demo. It mostly happened thanks to Alicia who wanted to do it for us so we gladly accepted and had a blast with it. The end results are probably not as serious as she'd hope them to be but hey, it shows how we don't need to be awesome to be awesome. So a big lethal thanks to her and hopefully we (someone other than me) posts it online for the public.

The Start of the Blog

Well right now only a quarter of the band updates/knows about this blog. Hopefully that will change and you'll get to see stuff from people who are more interesting than me.

Let's get some things cleared up first. We are Lethal Vaccine and our site is here. HOWEVER, this site is not yet done so there's hardly anything up there. That said, you can get info over here. Also, there's a calendar down below so if we have any upcoming events, they'll be listed there.

In case you didn't know (which you probably don't), I'm Jason and I am the keyboardist/fan of Lethal Vaccine. I joined the band at the end of summer 2009. Abser (abe) is our lead guitarist and he is foreign. Shahbaz (Shobz) is our bassist and also foreign. Jaymie (Jaymes) is our rhythm guitarist. He is not foreign. A drummer will hopefully be added to this roster very soon. He seems interested but nothing is official yet. Finally, we don't have a vocalist, so if you think you can sing, then send us an email because WE WANT YOU SO BAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

That is the end of this post.