What's so great about being positive?

Aids patients aren't too thrilled about the adjective...

On unrelated news, Oy BAND as you guys are probably the only one reading this and I can't be asked to email you for no reason whatsoever ... so has yer asses been scouting potential drummers? Do the same for vocalist because well here's a list of reasons:

- Beat
- Return I

- Mind Theory

- Where are you my Hate?

- To Age

- Horror

- Return II

- Leave

- Open Fire

- Polish your Guns

- Return III

- Whatever else untitled or un-constructed songs that are there like "Nothing", "Calm Belt", "Lethal Vaccine" or "Progress", etc.

So yeah get yer metal asses in gear and have a gigging goal for the year!

Sick of no drummer!

Aight Everyone,

Please escort yer arses to a pen/paper and make drummer wanted ads. Do em online or ask your friends if they know a decent one. 

A message by the government of Lethal.

HEY

It's time for ACTION! And I don't mean mourning that dude who died sledding! He died in a very badass way and I'm sure he's fine with it! If not well then I am sorry. You maggots need to start being more RESPECTFUL towards your elders and more CARING towards the youth (at least the non-douchebags)! Also, call your mother RIGHT NOW and tell her how much you care!

This has been a CALL TO ACTION sponsored by at least one member of Lethal Vaccine.

Also happy 2 days before valentines day


IN OTHER NEWS, the poll results are in. 100% of the voters agree that Abser should stop being so fat.

Lethal FATcine?

It seems lead guitarist Abser has really been stacking up on the saturated fat and fried oils diet. Unfortunately, he has not realized that the word "die" is in diet. If you want to be in the music business, you have to be alive and not fat.

If you would like to contribute to the e-petition to tell Abser to get off this unhealthy diet and lose some weight (perhaps by becoming a cocaine addict, this is for further discussion) then comment on this post and write "no one likes Abser when he is a fat biatch."

If you choose to support Fat Abser, then the band name will be changed to "Lethal Fat Scene."

Thanks for all the support guy who actually cares and is not yet (but bound to be) part of the band.

Keep the boat afloat,

Jaymezeebo (Slower guitarist)

Poll Results

The results are in from the latest poll


"Are you aware that there is a poll?"

Yes ---- 33%
No  ---- 11%
Maybe - 55%



Seriously  guys?

Tech

So we have a technician now and his name is Paul Achard. As you can see, Lethal Vaccine's plan of including its fans in the band is working to perfection and we will soon have no fans left. It's alright though, we have a technician and that's awesome. Here is a picture of him. He has a mustache and should not get rid of it.

Please sent him hate mail to convince him not to get rid of the mustache.

The Documentary is UP!

Metal - Thy name is Lethal Vaccine

There is a documentary on us. How bad-ass are we to have a documentary before even releasing a demo. It mostly happened thanks to Alicia who wanted to do it for us so we gladly accepted and had a blast with it. The end results are probably not as serious as she'd hope them to be but hey, it shows how we don't need to be awesome to be awesome. So a big lethal thanks to her and hopefully we (someone other than me) posts it online for the public.

The Start of the Blog

Well right now only a quarter of the band updates/knows about this blog. Hopefully that will change and you'll get to see stuff from people who are more interesting than me.

Let's get some things cleared up first. We are Lethal Vaccine and our site is here. HOWEVER, this site is not yet done so there's hardly anything up there. That said, you can get info over here. Also, there's a calendar down below so if we have any upcoming events, they'll be listed there.

In case you didn't know (which you probably don't), I'm Jason and I am the keyboardist/fan of Lethal Vaccine. I joined the band at the end of summer 2009. Abser (abe) is our lead guitarist and he is foreign. Shahbaz (Shobz) is our bassist and also foreign. Jaymie (Jaymes) is our rhythm guitarist. He is not foreign. A drummer will hopefully be added to this roster very soon. He seems interested but nothing is official yet. Finally, we don't have a vocalist, so if you think you can sing, then send us an email because WE WANT YOU SO BAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

That is the end of this post.